Description
Sip in Peace, You Glorious Chaos Gremlin.
Hear that? Exactly—you don’t. That’s the sweet, sweet sound of zero stress and a warm mug in your hands. Whether it’s your AM caffeine kick or a 2AM crisis tea, this bad boy’s got your back.
Microwave-safe? Yup. Dishwasher-safe? You bet. Emotionally stable? No. But this mug is.
• 12 oz of liquid motivation (or regret)
• Made of 100% white ceramic and 0% nonsense
• Glossy finish that says “I have taste” even if you don’t
• Classic cone shape for maximum sippability
• BPA & lead-free, because we’re toxic enough without our drinkware
• Sourced from China, decorated in the USA—worldwide mug magic
Whether you're sipping, crying, or fake-smiling through Zoom calls—this mug understands.
No Shelf Life, Just Style.
We don’t mass-produce this masterpiece—we craft it just for you. That’s right, your shirt starts existing the moment you hit “order,” like a genie granted a wish (but with more cotton and fewer lamps).
Sure, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s because we’re not into fast fashion—we’re into smart, sexy, sustainable swagger. You’re not just buying a shirt—you’re saving the world, one slow-dripped tee at a time.
So thanks for being patient, eco-conscious, and undeniably cool. Good things (and great shirts) take time.
Hear that? Exactly—you don’t. That’s the sweet, sweet sound of zero stress and a warm mug in your hands. Whether it’s your AM caffeine kick or a 2AM crisis tea, this bad boy’s got your back.
Microwave-safe? Yup. Dishwasher-safe? You bet. Emotionally stable? No. But this mug is.
• 12 oz of liquid motivation (or regret)
• Made of 100% white ceramic and 0% nonsense
• Glossy finish that says “I have taste” even if you don’t
• Classic cone shape for maximum sippability
• BPA & lead-free, because we’re toxic enough without our drinkware
• Sourced from China, decorated in the USA—worldwide mug magic
Whether you're sipping, crying, or fake-smiling through Zoom calls—this mug understands.
No Shelf Life, Just Style.
We don’t mass-produce this masterpiece—we craft it just for you. That’s right, your shirt starts existing the moment you hit “order,” like a genie granted a wish (but with more cotton and fewer lamps).
Sure, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s because we’re not into fast fashion—we’re into smart, sexy, sustainable swagger. You’re not just buying a shirt—you’re saving the world, one slow-dripped tee at a time.
So thanks for being patient, eco-conscious, and undeniably cool. Good things (and great shirts) take time.
Vagabru Latte mug
$11.00
